Dialogue

Leaving the Elevator	"See ya later alligator!" “Welp, time for me to make like a tree and leaf!” "Hmm, I wonder if I should get something for Bive while I'm here!" "Time for me to Split! Hehe." "That was fun! Riding on an elevator is such an uplifting experience!"
Gifted an Item	"Hehe, thanks friend!" "Why, this is 'bananas!'" "Thanks a 'bunch!'"
Gifted Wet Cement, Jerm Pop, Magic Mirror, Red Block!, or Kitty	"Oh, this is a bit 'rotten...'" "I'm al-'ripe'!" "This isn't 'berry' nice.."
Full Elevator / MR is in the Elevator	"Aww split!"
Showered with the Petal Cone	"This is a new 'budding' friendship!" "You're so sweet!" "I should get some for her.." "My mood just 'rose'!" "Hehe, was I that funny?"
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle or shot with the Anti Voomba Mechanism	"AGH!!" "Ogh! You gotta be joking me." "Agh, don't do that!" "Plpplt!! 'Water' you doing!?" "Do you have 'bottled' up anger?"
Scrubbed with the Scrub Father	"Gotta keep my hygiene at an all time high for the show!" "I don't have any bruises on my peel, do I?" "Always good to clean your fruits!" "Well, those bubbles make me feel all-ripe!" "Hm! Maybe Bive could use some of that..."
Hit with a Snowball	"OUGH!" "AGH, that's colder than a banana split!" "HEY! thats cold." "Brrr!! Frozen banana slices!" "Yipe! That got me shivering!"
Hit with a Tomato	"Well that's aw-pulp-y rude!" "AGH, that's more disgusting than chicken-flavored ice cream!" "No need to spread that mush-yness!" "OUGH!" "HEY! That's mushy!" "This isn't really my jam.."
Hit with a C4	"OUGH!" "HEY! that's.. c4?" "Be careful I have a short fuse!" "OH now THIS is a blast!" "That's some explosive fun right there!" "Bet I look like a sprinkle split right now." "I'm just blown away! Hah!"
Scrubbed with the Scrub Father	"Always good to clean your fruits!" "Hm! Maybe Bive could use some of that..." "Well, those bubbles make me feel all-ripe." "Gotta keep my hygiene at an all time high for the show!" "I don't have any bruises on my peel, do I?"
Hit with the Tiny Foamer	"You better 'squash' where you're aiming that!" "'Split' me with your best shot!" "Haha that tickles!" "Ouch ouch ouch!" "Hey! that wasn't 'berry' nice!"
Flashed with a Flash Beacon	"Hey! Don't get all 'flashy!'" "Hey.. You're not too 'bright!'" "Gimme a break!" "That's gonna turn my brains into banana pudding!" "Ouch! Gotta readjust my glasses."
Interacted with the Unpleasant Effect	"You really know how to 'Let this elevator down'!" "You are uglier than a bruised banana!"
Idle	"A friend of mine told me that their apples were yellow, and then I was like, "That's bananas!" "Me and my friends are never lonely, because we hang around in BUNCHES!" "I find most music to be rather aPEELing!" "I have so many banana puns in my head right now, its nuts." "My friend lended me some food yesterday at lunch, so I said, "Thanks a BUNCH!"" "This elevator is bananas, It reminds me of my aunts bee farm!" "What rhymes with banana? No it doesn't!" "I'm peeling GREAT right now!!" "Yellow? Who's there?" "What's the easiest way to make a banana split? You show it the door." "That maze room makes me so dizzy. Reminds me of the time I got really dizzy at the doctors!" "I always feel pretty ripe in the morning!" "I've gotten pretty cold in here! Feels like banantarctica!" "I hope I can make some sides SPLIT with my jokes!" "My friend looked at me like I was... crazy! Orange you glad I didn't say bananas?" "What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!" "My grandma is one tough 'nana!" "Bivey left her radio at my house, shes been coming pretty 'frequently!'" "Boy, I sure hope Banry's doing alright.." "My cousin, twice removed, really enjoys pharmaceuticals!" "Boy, I sure had a ROTTEN dream last night..." "I can take some criticism for my jokes, I’m thick-skinned!" "Nan would go bananas here!" "Boy, I sure had a RIPE dream last night!" "Haven't seen Melanie in awhile... I wonder how she is!" "What do you call a banana with loads of cash? Banana bread!"
Idle on April Fools'/Birthday	"Why is everyone all.. weird like that? Have they gone rotten?" "What a rotten birthday..." "I thought.. Today would've been funny.. Now its really scary.." "Yeesh.. What a weird birthday.." "Happy birthday..!.. It's a little creepy.." "I gotta admit.. Even I'm at a loss for words..!" "It's my birthday again...! yay..."
Interacting with Bive	Bive: "UH" Bive: "Split.." Bive: "You're not recruited by the millitia right?" "Last time i checked," "nope!" Bive: "OKAY okay good." Bive: "Then would you want my uh.," Bive: "Radio signal." "Oh..!" "Sure!" "It'll be like music to my ears!" Bive: "GRK..GHAHAA" Bive: "ITS LIKE.." Bive: "A PUN ABOUT RADIOS!!.." Bive: "I get it." Bive: "DO YOU..." Bive: "have any spiders?" "Hm?" "What do ya mean?" Bive: "WELL" Bive: "spiders usually crawl into banana peels!" Bive: "They dissolve your cells until you CEASE to EXIST..." "Well, I feel fine..." "And you always seem pretty real to me.." "Just as real as my shell phone!" Bive: "HAHA.." "Hey Bivey," "Wanna hear a joke?" Bive: "BIVEY..." Bive: "Uh, yeah, YEAH." Bive: "Just make sure noones listening SINCE it could be a code.." "Hehe!" "Ok, well," "Why do detectives stand so awkwardly?" "...Because they always have a gut feeling!" Bive: "WHAT MY GUTS ARE SPILLING???" Bive: "WHERE WHERE" "No no! Don't worry! "Just kidding!" "You okay?" "You look like a hairy mess!" "More than usual, anyway.. hehe." Bive: "THAT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL!" Bive: "But you know what's NOT normal??" Bive: "Those multi-colored talking ORBS!" Bive: "How in the WORLD do they SPEAK??" Bive: "Those corporate rodents.. spying on our conversations..!" "Hehe, I don't think those colorful toys plan on 'ratting' out our chats.." "They're just for fun!" Bive: "EH.. OKAY.." Bive: "If you say so." Bive: "I have a request for you." "hehe, what is it, Bivey?" Bive: "HEH.." Bive: "I am organizing a meeting at The Schwaffle House." Bive: "VERY IMPORTANT MEETING." Bive: "and I would like you to attend The Schwaffle House meeting with me." "Oh, hehe. Secret meeting?" "I think I just 'decoded' your message!" Bive: "UH HAHA" Bive: "GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE" Bive: "DON'T BE LATE!" "Wouldn't miss it for the world!" Bive: "HOW ARE YOU SO CHEERFUL ALL THE TIME?" Bive: "Are you not CONCERNED about the militia after YOU??" Bive: "WHAT IF THEY GET YOU?" "Hehe! Well how would they?" "My peel's too slippery!" Bive: "Errr..." Bive: "Perhaps.. You do make a great point.." Bive: "BUT STILL! KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!" "HAHA! 'Peeled!'" Bive: "WHA.." Bive: "OH! OHH! HAHA!" "That was too good, Bive!" Bive: "I had a um." Bive: "fun time.. at that ice cream. place. thing." "Oh, Bivey, wasn't that your first brain freeze? Haha!" Bive: "IT WAS.. and really cold.." "I'm just glad you didn't 'freeze' up on me!" Bive: "It is um. REALLY great. Doing all these things... I never knew about." Bive: "But don't you feel at least. A bit?? Worried??" "I don't need to when I'm with you." "Plus, they couldn't listen to your theories like I can!" "I like your costume this year." "You really went bananas with detail!" Bive: "Costume??"
Interacting with DrRETRO	DrRETRO: "Mow! Meow purrr (Hello sugar!)" DrRETRO: "Meow mow? (Is something troubling you again?" "Well Doctor, you know me!.." "I don't do well around cats.." "Being around one often end in a 'cat-astrophe'!" DrRETRO: "Merow! (Well I mean no harm, my job here is to help!) DrRETRO: "purrr purrr (That's the purpose of doctors after all; keeping you all well and healthy." "aww, thats 'purr-fect'!" "It's always nice to have someone like you lend a paw!" "Hey doc, do i make you uneasy being a dog and all that?" "A LOT of cats don't like my presence really.." "especially that one green cat that thinks everyone is 'in-fur-rior' to Xem!" DrRETRO: "Miau miau... meow! (I'm not so worried about dogs.)" DrRETRO: "Meow mrawr! (There's creatures and beings out there far more dangerous then you!)" "oh well.. That's good for me haha..!" DrRETRO: "Mao Meow (How are you feeling today?)" "Im feline fine!" "Also, is it easy work as a doctor? You seem so happy all the time!" DrRETRO: "purrr maow mow..! (It can get a bit difficult sometimes....)" DrRETRO: "(but seeing the smiles of my healthy patients is worth the trouble.)" DrRETRO: "meeeow! (Work is especially easy since of my unique studies!)" "Awww, You and your.... lazer eyes!" "Just try not to 'slip up' and hurt someone!" DrRETRO: "purr! (Hehe, you got it.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin	FleshCousin: "Could the stone and the grass and the sky ever do the shimmy?" "Uh, maybe!" "As long as its not stuck between a rock and a hard place! Haha!" FleshCousin: "hyeah. ha." FleshCousin: "heweah. haw." FleshCousin: "hee." "Hey!" "Did you slip on a banana or something?" FleshCousin: "Slip and slide to the dance of the things and what." "Well I hope you're alright!" "I know a distant cousin with a brother's sibling that handles tumbles!" FleshCousin: "Flopping distances requires great handling supervised by the guy." "...Theres a guy?"
Interacting with Folly	"...I really like your beret!" Folly: "You don't deserve to 'like' it." "Hm? Why's that?" Folly: "You don't know what it means to wear this gash upon my crimson form." "Well..." "I think you need a better 'hat-ittude!'" Folly: "You dream of a quiet, joyful life, don't you?" "There's no 'shadow' of a doubt about that!" Folly: "Hmhmhmhahahaha..." Folly: "I don't see it coming to 'fruition'." Folly: "You will rot as the days go by, wishing you had done more with the people you've known." "You may be a nightmare, but there's nothing a good joke won't solve..!" Folly: "naive." "Why don't you try spreading smiles!" "Instead of.. you know.." "Nightmarish sadness.." Folly: "It's interesting to see the deepest fears bellowing inside a mind." Folly: "And I get to consume those fears. A delicious stream of endless hunger." "So we're just.." "playthings to you? Isn't that a bit rotten?" Folly: "I don't need a reason to resent you."
Interacting with Gnarpy	"wanna hear a joke?" Gnarpy: "NO!" "Hiya, are you having a good day?" Gnarpy: "NO, NOW ZTOP SPEAKING TO ME." "hrmmm, how una-PEEL-ing of you....." Gnarpy: "ZHUT UP!" Gnarpy: "This zingsploingalistic fruit iz so odd..." "Well, I'm no SNAILien, but you could be a bit nicer!" Gnarpy: "Bah!" Gnarpy: "What gleebyness!" "No need to hurt my PEELings..." Gnarpy: "Zhut UP!!"
When interacting with Infected	"Heya uh," "do you need a handkercheif?" Infected: "nUH xI uH!" Infected: "1m LiK3 a boSs1!" "Whatever you say!" "Laughter is the best medicine y'know!" Infected: "TH3 oNLy m3dz I n33D iS mY Sk4t3B0arD!" Infected: "DerP :I!!" Infected: "iM 4 bAn4Na XDD 1M a BnanA!!" "Uh.." "Yes you are!" "Just don’t give me “Yellow” fever!" Infected: ":D yOU gOt 1t DOc!1" "You should really see a doctor though," "I know a few good ones!" "Hey!" "Whats the most important thing to a skater?" Infected: "HuH??" Infected: "Wh4T i5 1T!??!" "The grind!" "Get it?" Infected: "LOLLL" Infected: "XDDDD" Infected: "AHAHAHA" Infected: "T33 H33" Infected: "Ur 5O fUnNY" "Awh, thanks!!"
When interacting with Lampert	"Hey! You look a little down today." Lampert: "But i'm always standing upright." "I mean emotionally, Lampy!" Lampert: "Oh." "I've got something to make you feel better!" "What do you get when you cross a thought with a lightbulb?" Lampert: "Me." "...A bright idea!" Lampert: "Actually, it would be me." Lampert: "Do you ever get tired of being a banana?" "Now 'watt' does that mean?" "Well.. Do you ever get tied of being a uh.. lamp?" Lampert: "Kinda?? I just drift anywhere my weird little light takes me." Lampert: "So it's a bit dicey." "Oh!" Lampert: "...So. Do you get tired??" "Nope! I'm the funniest fruit there is!" Lampert: "I find that a little hard to believe..." "Hey Lampert, watts up?" Lampert: "Uhh.... wouldn't that be the stratosphere?" Lampert: "Or at least the ceiling, as gross as it looks." "No silly! It's an electricity joke!" Lampert: "Ohhhh!" Lampert: "Funny."
Interacting with Mannequin_Mark	"I've seen a banana cut a plank in half!" Mannequin_Mark: "Are ya forreal!?" Mannequin_Mark: "I gotta see that!" "It's true!" "I "saw" it with my own eyes!" "Hey, aren't you PINING for your floor?" Mannequin_Mark: "Darn tootin'!" Mannequin_Mark: "It's m'favourite place to be!" "well" "I'm only a "whittle" knowledgeable about wood." "but I hope you have fun!" Mannequin_Mark: "Har har!" Mannequin_Mark: "I always do!" "Hmm, I heard somewhere that you're great at carpentry" Mannequin_Mark: "Well who told ya that?" "Don't know, might be a hunch" "HEY! 'Wood' you be able to replace a busted doggy door for me?" "My siblings and I broke it into splinters chasing after the maildog the other morning!" Mannequin_Mark: "err.. Well sure! As long as I ain't working with concrete" Mannequin_Mark: "I'd be happier than a pig in sum mud to do it fer ya!" "fur realsies? Thank you!"
Interacting with Melanie	"Hmm... Something seems different about my favorite funny bunny!" Melanie: "Oh um.. I don't know.. Sorry.." "..Well Mel," "Those shoes are definitely different!" Melanie: "O-oh yeah..? I made em myself..!" "Stylish as always!" "You always seem to have your paws full with those critters!" "Is it 'ruff' work?" Melanie: "Oh no no no! T-those little creatures cause no issues! Melanie: "I just want to help them.. protect them from something..." "Kind-hearted as always, mel!" "Reminds me of back home." Melanie: "Y-you sound unusually discouraged, Split!" "Oh don't worry your fuzzy tail! Just thinking about family again!" "Lately I've been trying to make ends meet, but with the elevator doing more harm than good..." "I'm afraid Splitsville isn't much of a 'top banana' anymore!" "And thinking about the future has me all rotten!" Melanie: "W-well I know you'll get through it, you're always thinking of new things!" "Hey Melanie!" "I think Mozelle's looking to redecorate her castle just a tad.." "Maybe you could gift her some of your 'bun'-derful artwork!!" Melanie: "ooh uhm... that would be a great idea..!" Melanie: "But.. I haven't found motivation to create art." Melanie: "Ever since.. um." "Aw don't worry your little square head!" "Your motivation will come hopping back sooner or later!" Melanie: "I really hope so.."
Interacting with Mozelle	Mozelle: "My my, have you heard from Melanie?" Mozelle: "She's been absent at our tea parties as of lately.." "Now that you've mentioned it..." "That Funny Bunny hasn't been answering my prank calls!" "Usually she's all 'ears'! Mozelle: "Hm! I wonder if she made it to that rehearsal she was prancing on about." "I'm 'paw'-sitive she'll make an appearance soon!" "Yknow how she was, always been a busy bunny!" "Do you ever get worried?" Mozelle: "Whatever do you mean?" "You're as flat as a piece of paper!" "It would be a 'fig' deal if a gust of wind just blew you away!" "Well... can that happen to you?" Mozelle: "Oh heavens no!" Mozelle: "I just happen to be on a different plane of existence compared to you!" Mozelle: "Wind is just no match for me!" "Oh!... okay!" "Hey Mozelle, you're quite 'cheese-ful' today!" Mozelle: "Split, you understand I'm no mouse..." "And your clay is looking extra 'squeak-y' clean!" Mozelle: "Sigh...well I did tailor my new dress.." "Ohh! Any special occasion?" Mozelle: "The underworld is holding its annual derby!" Mozelle: "My beautiful Strawberry Stallions are racing!" "Wow! Quite the 'mane' attraction!" "'Berry' exciting stuff!"
Interacting with PartyNoob	"Wanna hear a joke?" PartyNoob: "wuht?" PartyNoob: "yesh" "Why did the banana cross the road?" PartyNoob: "hrmmmmmmmmmmm....." PartyNoob: "why?" "I forgot:[" PartyNoob: "heyoo, can i hear a joke pls?" "Of course!" "Wanna know how I survived a soda can to the head?" PartyNoob: "huh?" PartyNoob: "how!!?" "it was a soft drink!" "Do you party often? PartyNoob: "maybe.... who told u..?" "your... HAT!!" PartyNoob: "*GASP* REALLY??" "nah :p" PartyNoob: "OH THANK GOODNESS..." PartyNoob: "I was worried for a moment!"
Interacting with Pest	"Who are you?" Pest: "死ぬ" ("Die") "OH sorry" Pest: "わかった" ("Understood") "Hey, aren't you exSTAGtic about the next floor?" Pest: "What. What did that mean, why are you asking me?" "Oh, it's just a pun. :p" "Hey" "I hate to BUG you" "but do you know where my wallet went?" "I thought I left it with my account-ANT!" Pest: "No." Pest: "Why would you ask me about your wallet?" Pest: "Go ask someone else." "Well, no need to be ant-sy about it!" "I'm sure it'll turn up soon" Pest: "奇妙な." ("Strange.") "You've got quite an interesting hobby!" "Working with machinery makes you a 'Busy-Bee'!" Pest: "I think you're mistaken. Do I have the features of a Bee?" "Hehe I thought it was pretty clever!" Pest: "...Sure." "Yeowch! 'Ruff' crowd!" "Hey Pest!" "Have you seen where my friendship bracelet went?" "I JUST had it... must've 'split' off!" Pest: "That's what this is?" Pest: "Hm. then these gemstones are fake and have no value." "Poob made it for me! Maybe they can make you one!" Pest: "I'll pass." Pest: "How much money does that TV show you're on make?" "Uhh, I dunno!" "I don't handle the money stuff!" "Why do you ask?" Pest: "No reason." "Are you perhaps interested in starring on the show?" Pest: "No." "Awh, I could've come up with tons of beetle jokes to throw at you!" Pest: "Don't."
Interacting with Pilby	Pilby: "Whats your secret to being so funny?" Pilby: "I can't even throw a pie without feeling bad.." "I always try to find the good in things" "Even if life feels like a rotten banana!" Pilby: "Blegh.." Pilby: "I guess you're right.." Pilby: "Life doesn't have to be too overripe!.." Pilby: "My puns stink.." "Hey" "You'll get there" "Just keep practicing!" Pilby: Hey..." Pilby: "I think I got a good one..." Pilby: "Honk honk..." "Ooh!" "Do tell!" Pilby: "How do um..." Pilby: "Bees brush their hair?" Pilby: "They use a honeycomb!" Pilby: "Haha..." "..." "HAHAHAHA" "HAHEHEHA" "HA*snort*HAHA" "HAHAHAHE" "*snort*" "HAHEHEHE" "Good one!!" Pilby: "Haha..." Pilby: "Gosh..." Pilby: "Thanks.. :0)" "Hey!" "whats got you down, clown?" Pilby: "Ough..." Pilby: "Everything I guess..." "Well, cheer up!" "I know you can turn that frown upside down!" Pilby: "I guess..." Pilby: "Thanks.." Pilby: "You really know how to make me uh.." Pilby: "peel better??" Pilby: "Dohh..." Pilby: "that sucked..."
Interacting with Prototype	Prototype: "So.. What are you exactly?" "I'm a banana Fruit-Taur!" Prototype: "So really you're a giant walking fruit?" Prototype: "Ha ha! that's so silly!" "Yep! And I'm not the only one!" "There's a whole BUNCH of us!" Prototype: "A whole bunch?? BZZT-" Prototype: "I hope I have enough storage to save all this data!" "Oh! Well, good luck little robot friend!" "Hey want to hear a joke I just came up with?" Prototype: "Oh uh.. Joke?" Prototype: "I'm afraid I haven't quite grasped the concept of those yet.." "A joke is something to make you laugh and smile about!" Prototype: "Oh!!" Prototype: "Then yes! Tell me!!" "So why did the robot cross the road?" Prototype: "There's so many possibilities to why a robot would cross a road!.." Prototype: "Hm.. Why?" "To get a 'byte' to eat!!" Prototype: "[PROCESSING...]" Prototype: "What?.. OH! BZZT-" Prototype: "oh i get it!! Ha ha!" Prototype: "You're such an interesting specimen..." Prototype: "How can you be a fruit, a dog and a snail at the same time?" "heh you're really DIALED-in to learn more about me, aren't ya?" Prototype: "The data I have collected shows that y-youBZZT-" Prototype: "your kind has an interesting old language..." Prototype: "A combination of barks and howls? How neat!" Prototype: "Interesting addition to my database!" "Hehe!" "It's quite fetching, isn't it?"
Interacting with Reddy	"ooohh, this is a good one!" "Reddy!" Reddy: "That's my name!" Reddy: "Welcome to Red Ball Diner!" "I asked a Frenchman if he played video games." "He said Oui!" Reddy: "for language options," Reddy: "Just ask!" "oh, maybe Oui was after your time.." Reddy: "for language options," Reddy: "Just ask!" "Listen to this!" "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?" Reddy: "COMMUNICATION ERROR-" Reddy: "*Kzrrt*" Reddy: "I don't know!" "A waist of time!" Reddy: "Ha ha ha!" Reddy: "*Krrzzzzztt*" Reddy: "you're quite funny!" Reddy: "Remember to ask for a free coloring book with your meal." "Hey!" "Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?" Reddy: "Red Ball Diner hold no liability for any injury," Reddy: "illness," Reddy: "*KZZrt*" Reddy: "or death ocurring in inthing company property as agreed in each complimentary waiver!" Reddy: "Have a great stay!" "uh.." "I was gonna say he's all right now.. haha.." Reddy: "That's a good one!" Reddy: "Remember to try our special tonight."
Interacting with Scag	Scag: "ermm..." Scag: "methinks that the little hamsters in my internal structure has stopped the production of joyfilled thoughts." Scag: "AND SCAGCORE KNOWLEDGE!" "WOAH!" "You have hamsters controlling you???" Scag: "ya.. I do.." Scag: "NAH! I was just 'SLASH JAYING' you!" "I've been bamboozled??" "That's NUTS!" "It's really neat seeing new faces here" "And a talking TV screen??" "What an 'in-telly-gent' pal!" Scag: "DUDE" Scag: "Your sillytalk is on POINT" Scag: "perhaps too wackycore for my artificially made brain to comprehend.." Scag: "hey, hey bornana" "yello?" Scag: "You seem like the type of crazycore shopper, that could go NUTS" Scag: "in my WONDERFILLED warehouse of goodies and trinkets" "OH yeah! You're that TV screen that sells miniature banana peels!" "I always grab a 'bunch' while I'm there!" Scag: "heh............ cool."
Interacting with Spud!	"Bivey always said she liked the forests!" "Always calm and natural, she says!" Spud!: "Yeah... It's pretty nice." Spud!: "Until those darn aliens arrive.." "Yeah, that's what she says right after..." Spud!: "I think.. I had a fruit bowl on my.. Desk.?" Spud!: "I never ate the.. Bananas I think." "Awh, why not?" "A banana a day keeps the invaders away!" Spud!: "Heh.. alright.. Good one.." "Y'know, I bet a real laugh could come in 'handy'!" Spud!: "Ohhh.. Hehe that's.. That's a good one." "Oh, and don't you worry Spud! We're all here to help you out!" "In any way we can!" Spud!: "Thank you."
Interacting with STAT	"Hey, would you wanna hear a joke to cheer you up?" STAT: "I'm actually trying really hard to concentrate on something!" STAT: "Please dont break it!" "Oh? Whatcha concentrating about?" STAT: "Surviving!" "Hehe, you have a great sense of fashion!" "I'd love to take a photo of it 'frame by frame'!" STAT: "..." STAT: "Oh are you joking?" STAT: "I really couldn't tell!" STAT: "Do you always speak like that?" "Well uh.. yeah!" STAT: "Hm. Weird!" STAT: "I have to admit, bananas aren't really good! "Aw, don't be so rotten! They provide a lot of vitamins!-" STAT: "They can also fill you with radioactive waste!" STAT: "Did you know that?" "Well that's only if-" STAT: "It's true!" "Nevermind..."
Interacting with Unpleasant	"Hehe, you kinda remind me of my grandmama's peel..." "...Rotten and unpleasant!" Unpleasant: "..." "Really? "Not even a chuckle?" "Oh well, I'll make you 'pleasantly' surprised with my jokes one day!" "Although you don't really do much.." "You really know how to 'Let this elevator down'!" Unpleasant: "..." "Haha, Do ya get it?" Unpleasant: "..." "Oh cmon.." "It was a little funny!" sniff sniff* "Ough.. What's that smell?" Unpleasant: "..." "It.. smells like.. a cat!" "You've gotta be 'kitten' me!" "I can't STAND cats!" "Gr.. Now I'm gonna have a 'ruff' day!" "Pftt.. 'ruff' day.." Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter	Wallter: "Your relationship with that paranoid fella seems to be blossoming!" Wallter: "It's very exciting news." "Hehe, isn't it 'grape'?" "I think she's starting to warm up to me!" Wallter: "I suggest that you two make the most of your time together." Wallter: "Cherish the moments.." Wallter: "And take care of one another..." Wallter: "..." "... Well that's some very 'concrete' advice!" "Have you been to one of Poob's parties recently?" "We have such a 'rocking' good time there!" Wallter: "You have such fun times with our good friends!" Wallter: "However, I'm not fond of a couple of participants that attend..." "OH!, like that walking gradient slab??" Wallter: "Oh goodness no.. someone more.. Wood-esque.." "Ohhh, doesn't 'sit well' with ya?" Wallter: "Ah.. yes I suppose." "Hehe.. Hey Wallter!" "How's the weather up there?" Wallter: "Quite bright!" Wallter: "It's hard to see from these blinding elevator lights.." Wallter: "Personally I prefer the escalator..." Wallter: "How are you doing?" "Just 'peachy'!" Wallter: "Hah, That's not the right fruit!"

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